Spring Jokes for the Whole Family

for *Spring* jokes. Start telling them right away, since summer will be
here before you know it! You’ll probably notice not all of the jokes are about
spring but I included them because I like them!

Q.  What season is it when
you are on a trampoline?



Q.  When do monkeys fall
from the sky?

            During Ape-ril showers!


Q.  Can February March?

            No, but April May!


Q.  What flowers grow on

            Tulips (Two-lips)!


Q.  Why is the letter A
like a flower?

            A bee comes after it!


Q.  What’s the best day of the year to monkey
around with your friends?

Fool’s Day, of course.


Q.  Why is spring a great season to start a
gardening business?

           Because it’s the season when you can really
“rake” in the cash!


Q.  What did the big flower say to the little

           You’re really growing, bud!


Q.  How is the letter A like a spring flower?

           Both of them are followed by bees!


Q.  What is a spring chick after it is five
months old?

           Six months old.


Q. How do rabbits keep their fur neat?

          They use a harebrush (hairbrush).


Q. How do you know that bees are happy?

          Because they hum while they work.


Q. If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of
chicks would hatch?

          None. Roosters don’t lay eggs.


Q. What did one firefly say to the other firefly when his light
went out?

          “Give me a push. My battery is dead.”
know – it’s a summer joke, but I love this one.]

Q. What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

          “Where in earth have you been?”


Q. What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?

          An animal that stinks as it stings.


Q. What do you get when you cross a four leaf clover and poison

          A rash of good


Q. What did the dirt say to the rain?

          If this keeps up,
my name will be mud.


Q. Why did the bird go to the hospital?

           It needed tweetment!


Q. Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

           Because they just finished a long 31-day



found these jokes at these sites.

Bethany Roberts



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