Basketball Jokes for Off-the-Court Laughs

Did you see Monday’s post on basketball books? Well today we have basketball jokes. Time to laugh!


Why are basketball players
sloppy eaters?     

Because they’re always dribbling!     

                                     

Why do basketball players like
cookies?       

Because they can dunk them 

                                     

What is a personal foul?         

Your very own chicken.

 

Why was Cinderella thrown off
the team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

 

What’s the difference between a
dog and a basketball player?

One drools, the other dribbles!

 

Why did coach let the elephant
play basketball?

He had already broken the bench!

 

What do you do when you see an
elephant with a basketball?

Get out of its way!

 

What does it mean when you see
ten elephants are wearing pink shirts?

They’re all on the same team!

 

Why was Cinderella such a bad
player?

Her coach was a pumpkin!

 

Why did the basketball player
stay home all weekend?

He didn’t want to get called out for
travelling!

 

Why did the basketball visit the
bank?

Because all of its checks were
bouncing!

 

 When is a baby good at basketball?

 When it’s dribbling!

 

 Why did the basketball player go to jail?

 Because he shot the ball.

 

 Why do basketball players love donuts?

 Because they dunk them!

 

 What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

 A ball hog!

 

 What is harder to catch the faster you run?

 Your breath!

 

These are the sites I used:

Spoonful 

Fit for a Feast 

Ducksters 

 

Have a fun weekend!

Gail

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