Did you see Monday’s post on basketball books? Well today we have basketball jokes. Time to laugh!
Why are basketball players
Because they’re always dribbling!
Why do basketball players like
Because they can dunk them
What is a personal foul?
Your very own chicken.
Why was Cinderella thrown off
Because she ran away from the ball!
What’s the difference between a
dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles!
Why did coach let the elephant
He had already broken the bench!
What do you do when you see an
elephant with a basketball?
Get out of its way!
What does it mean when you see
ten elephants are wearing pink shirts?
They’re all on the same team!
Why was Cinderella such a bad
Her coach was a pumpkin!
Why did the basketball player
stay home all weekend?
He didn’t want to get called out for
Why did the basketball visit the
Because all of its checks were
When is a baby good at basketball?
When it’s dribbling!
Why did the basketball player go to jail?
Because he shot the ball.
Why do basketball players love donuts?
Because they dunk them!
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
A ball hog!
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
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Have a fun weekend!