Halloween Jokes: Dracula, Ghosts, and Knock-Knock Jokes

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DRACULA

Why didn’t Dracula have any
friends?

He was a pain in the neck!

 

What is Dracula’s favorite
fruit?

A nectarine

 

Why did Dracula go to the
library?

He wanted a good book to sink
his teeth into!

 

What song does Dracula hate?

“You Are My
Sunshine”

 

Which building does Dracula
visit in New York?

The Vampire State Building

 

Who does Dracula get letters
from?

His fang club

 

What kind of dog does Dracula
have?

A bloodhound

 

Why didn’t Dracula get married?

He never met a nice ghoul

 

Where does Count Dracula usually
eat his lunch?

At the casketeria

 

 

GHOSTS

What pants do ghosts
wear?

BOO jeans

 

What does a ghost call
his mom and dad?

His transparents

 

Why is it hard for a
ghost to tell a lie?

Because you can see
right through him

 

What do ghosts serve
for dessert?

I scream

 

What did the ghost
teacher say to her class?

“Watch the board
and I’ll go through it again.”

 

What did one ghost say
to the other ghost?

“Long time no
see.”

 

What did one ghost say
to the other?

“Do you believe
in people?”

 

What’s a ghost’s
favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghoster

 

What kind of roads do
ghosts haunt?

Dead Ends

 

What do ghosts eat for
dinner?

Spookgetti

 

Why did the game
warden arrest the ghost?

He didn’t have a
haunting license.

 

Who was the most
famous ghost detective?

Sherlock Moans

 

What kind of
television do you find inside a haunted house?

A wide scream TV

 

 

KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry! I was just kidding.

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Witch
Witch who?
Which one of you will give me some candy?

 

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my bag with candy!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?

Have a great
Halloween!

Gail

 

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