Thanksgiving Jokes and Riddles

In my family, some of us save up jokes to tell at
Thanksgiving dinner. Well actually, I’m the only one who does that, but I’m
pretty sure the others like them! If you’re the dinner jokester in your family,
here are some good ones for you.



THANKSGIVING
RIDDLES

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

“Quack!
Quack! Quack!”

 

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The
letter “g”!

 

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The
outside!

 

Can a
turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes – a building can’t jump at all

 

Why
did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected it of fowl play

 

What
did the turkey say before it was roasted?

Boy! I’m stuffed!

 

What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?

Puritan

 

What is Thanksgiving for selfish people called?

Thankstaking

 

What
did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?

If your papa could see you now, he’d turn
over in his gravy!

 

If April
showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

 

If the
Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

Their AGE

 

Why
can’t you take a turkey to church?

Because they use such fowl language

 

What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?

Turkey
feathers

 

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because
he had the drumsticks

 

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

Boy!
I’m stuffed!

 

What’s blue and covered with feathers?

A
turkey holding its breath!

 

What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin?

Why
orange you orange?

 

When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?

On
their feet!

 

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

Your
teeth!

 

Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?

He
wanted a light snack!

 

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

Plymouth
Rock!

 

Knock
Knock Jokes

Knock
Knock.

Who’s
there?

Norma
Lee.

Norma
Lee who?

Norma
Lee I don’t eat this much!

 

Knock
Knock.

Who’s
there?

Phillip.
Phillip who?

Phillip
a big plate and dig in!

 

Knock
Knock.

Who’s
there?

Tamara.

Tamara
who?

Tamara
we’ll have turkey leftovers!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?

The
jokes and riddles came from these sites:

Bethany Roberts’ Thanksgiving Riddles and
Jokes

The Holiday Spot

Hub
Pages
 


You have 3 weeks until Thanksgiving. So go out and make people laugh!

Gail



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