In my family, some of us save up jokes to tell at
Thanksgiving dinner. Well actually, I’m the only one who does that, but I’m
pretty sure the others like them! If you’re the dinner jokester in your family,
here are some good ones for you.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes – a building can’t jump at all
did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?
What is Thanksgiving for selfish people called?
did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he’d turn
over in his gravy!
showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such fowl language
What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
he had the drumsticks
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
What’s blue and covered with feathers?
turkey holding its breath!
What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin?
orange you orange?
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Why did the Pilgrim eat a candle?
wanted a light snack!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?
Lee I don’t eat this much!
a big plate and dig in!
we’ll have turkey leftovers!
Dewey have to wait long to eat?
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You have 3 weeks until Thanksgiving. So go out and make people laugh!