for Christmas jokes—laughing is always in season! Start
telling them now because I have 2 weeks’ worth!
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle bells, jungle bells!
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
What is Santa’s dog called?
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?
How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe!
What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?
What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?
Why was Santa’s helper depressed?
He had low ELF-esteem.
What’s a good holiday tip?
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have
gone south for the winter.
Why is Santa so good at karate?
Because he has a black belt!
What do elves learn in school?
Donut open ’til Christmas!
Gladys not me who got coal this Christmas!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!
hope these jokes give you, your family, and your friends lots of