Ho-Ho-Ho Christmas Jokes


Ho-Ho-Ho
Christmas Jokes

 

Time
for Christmas jokes—laughing is always in season! Start
telling them now because I have 2 weeks’ worth!

 

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

 

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

 

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinselitus!

 

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?

Jungle bells, jungle bells!

 

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

Sandy claws!

 

What is Santa’s dog called?

Santa Paws!

 

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?

Santa Jaws!

 

What do you call Santa Claus when he doesn’t move?

Santa Pause!

 

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A merry Christmas to ewe!

 

What do they sing under the ocean during the winter?

Christmas Corals!

 

What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?

Santa’s burps!

 

Why was Santa’s helper depressed?

He had low ELF-esteem.

 

What’s a good holiday tip?

Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have
gone south for the winter.

 

Why is Santa so good at karate?

Because he has a black belt!

 

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Donut.

Donut who?

Donut open ’til Christmas!

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Gladys

Gladys who?

Gladys not me who got coal this Christmas!

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Santa

Santa who?

Santa Clause!

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

 

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!

 

 

Resources

Activity Village 

Squiggly’s Playhouse 

Christmas Jokes for Kids 

Email Santa 

All Things Christmas      

 

I
hope these jokes give you, your family, and your friends lots of
laughs!

Gail


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