Ho-Ho-Ho Christmas Jokes
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What goes ho-ho whoosh, ho-ho whoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door!
What goes “oh, oh, oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary!
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the
The Christmas one has no L (noel)!
What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
The letter D!
Why is it always cold at Christmas?
Because it’s in Decemberrrr!
What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?
How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
Only one, after that it’s not empty anymore!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
Neither, candles always burn shorter!
What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you can’t beat it!
What do you get if you cross mistletoe and a duck?
A Christmas Quacker.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
What’s white and red and goes up and down and up and down?
Santa Claus in an elevator!
Who gives presents to baby sharks?
What do you get when you cross a cat with Santa Claus?
What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time?
A sad candy cane!
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?
“Looks like rain, dear.”
What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?
“Aren’t you tired of hanging around?”
Which elf was the best singer?
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives
it to the poor?
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter “Y”!
What do angry mice send to each other in December?
Cross mouse cards!
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
You light me up!
What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?
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