Baseball is a Funny Game: Baseball Jokes

Baseball is a Funny Game: Baseball Jokes


Here are some jokes for all you baseball fans!

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Catch ya later!


Why are some umpires fat?

They always clean their plate!


Which baseball player holds water?

The pitcher


How do baseball players keep in touch?

They touch base every once in a while.


What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team!


Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?

She had a pumpkin for a coach.


What’s the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father?

One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop.


What are the rules in zebra baseball?

Three stripes and you’re out.


Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She ran away from the ball.


Why is Yankee Stadium the coolest place to be?

Because it’s full of fans.


What does baseball have in common with pancakes?

They both rely on the batter!


What do you get when you cross a baseball pitcher with a carpet?

A throw rug


Where does a baseball player go when he needs a new uniform?

New Jersey


What do baseball players eat on?

Home plates


Why are baseball players so rich?

Because they play on diamonds!


When should baseball players wear armor?

When they play knight games


Which takes longer to run: from first to second base or from second to third base?

From second to third base, because there is a shortstop in the middle


Why did the baseball team hire a cook?

They needed a good batter.


Why is a baseball umpire like an angry chicken?

They both have foul mouths!


What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!


Resources Used

Sports Jokes from Duckster

Baseball Jokes from Kid Activities

20 Funny Baseball Jokes from Boys’ Life Magazine


I hope you had some good laughs!




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