The beach is fun. Jokes are fun. Why not take some jokes to the beach?
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones
What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
An animal that can milk itself
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed
Why are fish so smart?
Because they live in schools
What fish is the most valuable?
What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?
The tune-a fish
Which fish do you find in heaven?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?
A fish tank
What kind of kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
What do you get when cross a school of fish with a herd of elephants?
What kind of fish are useful in freezing weather?
What is stranger than seeing a cat fish?
Seeing a fish bowl
What is a knight’s favorite fish?
If the earth was flat and a fish swam over the edge, where would it go?
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet
What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?
What do you find on a small beach?
How does the ocean say goodbye?
What did the ocean say to the sand?
I MIST you
What is a shark’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader
Why are gulls named seagulls?
If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze
What do whales like to put on their toast in the morning?
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