Gardening Jokes for Family Laughs


Gardening Jokes for Family Laughs

 

Time for jokes! These jokes are about gardens, gardeners, vegetables, and flowers.

 

What do you get when you plant kisses?

Tulips!

 

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

 

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee, I’m a tree! (geometry)

 

What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?

Squash!

 

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Where’s pop?

 

What did the nut say when it sneezed?

Cashew!

 

Why did the cabbage win the race?

Because it was ahead!

 

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing!

 

What do you give to a sick lemon?

Lemon aid!

 

What did the big flower say to the small flower?

What’s up, bud?

 

How do trees get on the Internet?

They log in!

 

What is a frog’s favorite flower?

Croak-us!

 

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips!

 

What has no fingers, but many rings?

A tree!

 

What kind of tree can fit into your hand?

A palm tree!

 

Why was the cucumber mad?

Because it was in a pickle!

 

Why did the gardener plant light bulbs?

She wanted to grow a power plant!

 

Why is the mushroom always invited to parties?

Because he’s a fungi!

 

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

 

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Leaf?

Leaf who?

Leaf me alone!

 

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Honeydew!

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you wanna hear some garden jokes?

 

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled.

 

What did the bird say to the worm?

I’ll catch you later!

 

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Lettuce

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in and you’ll find out.

 

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

A jelly bean!

 

What kind of socks does a gardener wear?

Garden hose.

 

Why do worms act so frightened?

They have no backbone.

 

What most looks like half of a watermelon?

The other half.

 

Why does a farmer have to wear dark sunglasses?

Because she grows sunflowers.

 

What fruit is not afraid to take a swim?

A watermelon.

 

What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Stop picking on me!

 

What is a chicken’s favorite kind of vegetable?

An egg-plant!

 

 

RESOURCES USED

Life Lab

About a Mom

Enchanted Learning

 

 

I hope some of these made you laugh!

Gail

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