Science Jokes!

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Science Jokes!

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Monday’s books were all about science. Now it’s time to laugh!

 

What do you call two dinosaurs that have been in an accident?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks

 

What’s the first thing you should learn in chemistry?
Never lick the spoon.

 

Why are frogs so happy?
Because they can eat whatever bugs them!

 

Mushrooms look like umbrellas because they grow in damp places.

 

Where does bad light go?
To a prism

 

Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel room on the moon?
Because it was full

 

How do astronauts serve dinner?
On flying saucers

 

When people run round in circles we say they’re crazy.
When planets do it, we say they’re orbiting.

 

When do astronauts eat their lunch?
At launch time

 

While living on Earth might be a little expensive, at least you get a free trip around the Sun every year.

 

Who does everyone listen to but never believe?
The weatherman

 

What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
Twister!

 

How did the hurricane see?
With its eye

 

If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The conductor

 

How far can you see on a clear day?
150 million kilometers, from here to the Sun

 

Alien: I was born on the planet Neptune!
Scientist: That’s amazing. Which part?
Alien: All of me!

 

One astronomer asks another if he has ever heard of the planet Saturn.
The second astronomer replies: I’m not sure but it has a familiar ring!

 

What did the girl battery say to the boy battery?
I get a big charge out of you!

 

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v!

 

Why was Emily’s father kicking the computer?
He was trying to boot it up!

 

How do scientists freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!

 

What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
The shadow of an elephant!

 

What would happen if you crossed a fast dog with a bee?
A greyhound buzz!

 

What can clap without any hands?
Thunder!

 

Why did the foolish gardener plant a light bulb?
He wanted to grow a power plant!

 

What is a renewable resource used every day at your school?
Brainpower!

 

RESOURCES:
Science Jokes from Science Kids
Weird Science Jokes to Tickle Your Funny Bone by Felicia Lowenstein Niven
The Science Zone by Gary Chmielewski, illustrated by Jim Caputo

 

Hope you have fun sharing these jokes!
Gail

 

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