Fall Jokes and More

 

Fall Jokes and More

 

I found surprisingly few fall jokes, so I added some knock-knock jokes.

 

What do you call a pumpkin that works at the beach?
A life-gourd

 

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
The Crossing Gourd

 

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? 
Fall.

 

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.

 

What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

 

What did one leaf say to another?
I’m falling for you.

 

What is black, white, orange, and waddles?
A penguin with a pumpkin.

 

Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.

 

What did the tree say to autumn?
Leaf me alone.

 

What did one autumn leaf say to another?
I’m falling for you.

 

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch

 

What falls in autumn?
Leaves!

 

How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!

 

What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wire
Wire who?
Wire you asking me?

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
A bee just stung me!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Ketchup and I’ll tell you!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Apple
Apple who?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lemon
Lemon who?
Lemon know when you want me to say apple again.

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you had a cold.

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex!
Alex! who?
Alex Plain when you let me in!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Radio
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Rita
Rita who?
Rita lot of books!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Yodel-hee-
Yodel-hee- who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gorilla
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Interrupting pirate.
Interrup…
Arr!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lena
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scot
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Spell
Spell who?
W-H-O!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Are you an owl or something!?

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Some bunny
Some bunny who?
Some bunny has been eating my carrots!

 

RESOURCES
All Pro Dad
Jokes 4 Us 
Squigly’s Knock-Knock Jokes

 

I hope your friends and family enjoy these jokes!

Gail

 

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