Halloween Jokes Part 1
There are lots of Halloween jokes out there. In fact, I had to make 2 Fridays of them. Here are this week’s jokes. [A repeat from last year.]
What kind of mail does a superstar vampire get?
Where does a vampire keep his money?
In a blood bank
What kind of dog does a vampire have?
Why do vampires scare people?
They are bored to death
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a bat
What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck.
What do you give a vampire with a cold?
Why did the vampire quit the baseball team?
They would only let him be BAT boy
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mummy?
Either a flying bandage or a gift wrapped bat!
What do you call a mummy eating in bed?
A crummy mummy
What do you call a little monster’s parents
Mummy and Deady
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A mop (I love this one!)
Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts
What do skeletons say before they start to eat?
Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?
Because he had no body to dance with!
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs
How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle its funnybone!
What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
What is the problem with twin witches?
You never know which witch is which!
What do you call a nervous witch?
What do witches put on their hair?
What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet
Why does a witch ride a broom?
The vacuum cleaner’s power is cord it too short
What do they teach in witching school?
Need more Halloween jokes? No problem! Next week, I’ll have a bunch more, this time about vampires, ghosts and knock-knock jokes.