Halloween Jokes Part 2

 

Halloween Jokes Part 2

 

More jokes! One set was just not enough! Did you miss the last week’s bunch of Halloween jokes? Click here.  [A repeat from last year.]

 

DRACULA

Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
He was a pain in the neck!

 

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine

 

Why did Dracula go to the library?
He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!

 

What song does Dracula hate?
“You Are My Sunshine”

 

Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building

 

Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club

 

What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound

 

Why didn’t Dracula get married?
He never met a nice ghoul

 

Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria

 

GHOSTS

What pants do ghosts wear?
BOO jeans

 

What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
His transparents

 

Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him

 

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream

 

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Long time no see.”

 

What did one ghost say to the other?
“Do you believe in people?”

 

What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster

 

What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
Dead Ends

 

What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spookgetti

 

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn’t have a haunting license.

 

Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans

 

What kind of television do you find inside a haunted house?
A wide scream TV

 

KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry! I was just kidding.

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Witch
Witch who?
Which one of you will give me some candy?

 

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my bag with candy!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?

 

Have a great Halloween!
Gail

 

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