Halloween Jokes Part 2


Halloween Jokes Part 2


More jokes! One set was just not enough! Did you miss the last week’s bunch of Halloween jokes? Click here.  [A repeat from last year.]



Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
He was a pain in the neck!


What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine


Why did Dracula go to the library?
He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!


What song does Dracula hate?
“You Are My Sunshine”


Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building


Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club


What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound


Why didn’t Dracula get married?
He never met a nice ghoul


Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria



What pants do ghosts wear?
BOO jeans


What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
His transparents


Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him


What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream


What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Long time no see.”


What did one ghost say to the other?
“Do you believe in people?”


What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster


What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
Dead Ends


What do ghosts eat for dinner?


Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn’t have a haunting license.


Who was the most famous ghost detective?
Sherlock Moans


What kind of television do you find inside a haunted house?
A wide scream TV



Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Thumping who?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Don’t cry! I was just kidding.


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ivana who?
Ivana suck your blood.


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Witch who?
Which one of you will give me some candy?


Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Olive who?
Olive Halloween!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Philip who?
Philip my bag with candy!


Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne who?
Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?


Have a great Halloween!


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