Halloween Jokes Part 2
More jokes! One set was just not enough! Did you miss the last week’s bunch of Halloween jokes? Click here. [A repeat from last year.]
Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?
He was a pain in the neck!
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
Why did Dracula go to the library?
He wanted a good book to sink his teeth into!
What song does Dracula hate?
“You Are My Sunshine”
Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
The Vampire State Building
Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why didn’t Dracula get married?
He never met a nice ghoul
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
At the casketeria
What pants do ghosts wear?
What does a ghost call his mom and dad?
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
Because you can see right through him
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
“Long time no see.”
What did one ghost say to the other?
“Do you believe in people?”
What’s a ghost’s favorite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster
What kind of roads do ghosts haunt?
What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn’t have a haunting license.
Who was the most famous ghost detective?
What kind of television do you find inside a haunted house?
A wide scream TV
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!
Don’t cry! I was just kidding.
Ivana suck your blood.
Which one of you will give me some candy?
Philip my bag with candy!
Wayne can I eat my Halloween candy?
Have a great Halloween!