Thanksgiving Riddles and Knock-Knock Jokes

 

Thanksgiving Riddles and Knock-Knock Jokes

 

Here are some jokes that you can share at Thanksgiving.

 

THANKSGIVING RIDDLES

 

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside!

 

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes – a building can’t jump at all

 

What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?

Puritan

 

What is Thanksgiving for selfish people called?

Thankstaking

 

What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?

Turkey feathers

 

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks

 

What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin?

Why orange you orange?

 

What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

Your teeth!

 

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

“Quack! Quack! Quack!”

 

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The letter “g”!

 

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected it of fowl play

 

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

Boy! I’m stuffed!

 

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?

If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

 

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?

Because they use such fowl language

 

What’s blue and covered with feathers?

A turkey holding its breath!

 

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!

 

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Tamara.

Tamara who?

Tamara we’ll have leftovers!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to wait long to eat?

 

 

The jokes and riddles came from these sites:
Bethany Roberts’ Thanksgiving Riddles and Jokes
The Holiday Spot
Hub Pages

 

I hope you make lots of people laugh!
Gail

 

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