Thanksgiving Riddles and Knock-Knock Jokes
Here are some jokes that you can share at Thanksgiving.
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes – a building can’t jump at all
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?
What is Thanksgiving for selfish people called?
What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?
Why did they let the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks
What did the farmer say to the green pumpkin?
Why orange you orange?
What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
“Quack! Quack! Quack!”
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter “g”!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy! I’m stuffed!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!
Why can’t you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such fowl language
What’s blue and covered with feathers?
A turkey holding its breath!
Knock Knock Jokes
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!
Tamara we’ll have leftovers!
Dewey have to wait long to eat?
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I hope you make lots of people laugh!