Winter Jokes for Warm Laughs

 

Winter Jokes for Warm Laughs

 

It’s time for more jokes, don’t you think? After all, you can’t very well be telling the Christmas jokes any more. Here’s a batch of winter jokes to keep your family and friends laughing.

 

What’s a good holiday tip?
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

 

What do you call an old snowman?
Water

 

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite

 

What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps

 

What do you call a Snowman on roller blades?
A snowmobile

 

What does a Snowman take when he gets sick?
A chill pill

 

How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle

 

What happened when the icicle landed on the snowman’s head?
It knocked him out cold.

 

How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you!

 

What do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

 

Who are Frosty’s parents?
Mom and Pop-Sicle!

 

Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!

 

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?
Lost

 

What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!

 

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!

 

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?
Frost bite!

 

What happens when you drop a snowball in water?

It gets wet.

 

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

 

What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?

Snow

 

What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!

 

What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!

 

Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

 

Where does a polar bear keep its money?

In a snow bank!

 

What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!

 

What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!

 

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.

 

Resources for these jokes:
Kid Activities
Only-4-U-Kids
Funology

 

It’s good to laugh!

Gail

 

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