Time for SPRING Jokes!

 

Time for SPRING Jokes!

 

Spring can be such a happy time—spread the fun! Not all of the jokes are about spring, but I included them because I like them!

 

Can February March?

No, but April May!

 

What’s the best day of the year to monkey around with your friends?

Ape-ril Fool’s Day, of course

 

Why is spring a great season to start a gardening business?

Because it’s when you can really rake in the cash!

 

What do you call a spring chick after it is five months old?

Six months old

 

How do you know that bees are happy?

Because they hum while they work

 

If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?

None. Roosters don’t lay eggs.

 

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Where in earth have you been?

 

What do you get when you cross a four leaf clover and poison ivy?

A rash of good luck

 

Why did the bird go to the hospital?

It needed tweetment!

 

Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?

Because they just finished a long 31-day March!

 

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring-time!

 

What flowers grow on faces?

Tulips (Two-lips)!

 

 Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

A bee (B) comes after it!

 

 What did the big flower say to the little one?

You’re really growing, bud!

 

How do rabbits keep their fur neat?

They use a harebrush (hairbrush).

 

What did one firefly say to the other firefly when his light went out?

Give me a push. My battery is dead.

 

What did one toad say to the other toad?

One more game of leapfrog and I think I’ll croak.

 

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a bee?

An animal that stinks as it stings

 

What did the dirt say to the rain?

If this keeps up, my name will be mud.

 

 

I found these jokes at these sites.

Bethany Roberts

The Examiner

Ducksters

20-20 Site  

 

 

Do you have more Spring jokes? Write them in the Comments box!

Gail

 

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