Animal Jokes for Kids
I think I’ve never done a post on animal jokes. How is that possible? Well, to fix that odd omission, here they are:
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey
What do you call a really old ant?
What does a cow sound like that doesn’t have any lips?
What do you call a dinosaur that won’t have a bath?
What does a daddy buffalo say when his son goes to school?
Why do fish like salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why don’t you see elephants playing hide and seek?
Because they’re REALLY good at it!
What do pigs put on their sores?
Why do elephants need trunks?
Because they don’t have glove compartments!
How does an elephant put his trunk in a crocodile’s mouth?
What did the banana say to the elephant?
Nothing. Bananas can’t talk silly!
What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath!
What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
It becomes a sour puss!
Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
What day do fish hate?
Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!
What does a kitten become after it’s three days old?
Four days old!
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!
What animal has more lives than the cat?
A frog, he croaks every night.
What is a crocodile’s favorite game?
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
He gets toad away.
What did one flea say to the other flea?
Shall we walk or take the dog?
What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!
What’s the difference between an injured lion and a wet day?
One pours with rain, the other roars with pain!
What is the strongest animal?
A snail. He carries his house on his back!
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time no flea!
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!
What do you call an elephant in a phone box?
What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a balloon?
Where do hamsters come from?
What kind of snake is good at math?
Why are igloos round?
So polar bears can’t hide in the corners!
How do you get an elephant down from a tree?
Put him on a leaf and wait until autumn!
Joey: I lost my dog.
Lauren: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
Joey: Don’t be silly! He can’t read
What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens!
What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?
Anything you like! He can’t hear you!
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A panda bear rolling down a hill!
What does a mixed-up hen lay?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
I hope these made you laugh!