Jokes for Summer Giggles

 

Jokes for Summer Giggles

 

Time for jokes! These are all about summer, the beach, and vacation.

 

What is gray, has four legs, a tail, and a trunk?

A mouse on vacation

 

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? 
A nervous wreck

 

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

 

Why did the fish cross the ocean? 

To get to the other tide

 

Why shouldn’t you swim on a full stomach?

Because it’s easier to swim in a full swimming pool!

 

What do you call a cat at the beach? 
Sandy claws!

 

What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!

 

Where does a ship go when it’s sick? 

To the dock!

 

Why do fish swim in salt water? 

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

 

What do whales like to put on their toast in the morning? 

Jellyfish!

 

Which letter is the coolest? 
Iced T!

 

What do frogs like to drink on a hot summer day?

Croak-o-cola!

 

Where do rocks like to spend summer vacation?

Pebble Beach!

 

Where does a fish go to borrow money? 

A loan shark!

 

Where do ghosts like to swim? 

The Dead Sea!

 

What do you call a witch who lives on the beach? 

A sandwitch!

 

What does a shark eat for dinner? 

Fish and ships!

 

What has no beginning, end, or middle and touches every continent?

The Ocean!

 

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet!

 

What happens when you throw a red rock in the Black Sea?

It sinks to the bottom!

 

What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?

Glass flippers!

 

What did one wave say to the other wave?

Nothing – it just waved!

 

What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?

Show me your mussels!

 

What puts the white lines on the ocean?

An ocean liner!

 

What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?

I’m bacon!

 

What’s the best day to go to the beach? 

Sunday!

 

 

These jokes came from these sites:

Summer Jokes for Kids Best Family Advice

Ocean Jokes from The Ocean Adventure

Just Beachy Jokes from Lisa Mullarkey

Jokes for Kids from Grandparents.com

 

 

Have a summer of giggles!

Gail

 

 

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