Beach Jokes for the Whole Family

 

Beach Jokes for the Whole Family

 

Can’t help but love beach weather! Here are some jokes to tell before you go. Then tell them again while you are there and when you come back!

 

What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, it just waved

 

Where does seaweed look for a job?

In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads

 

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck

 

What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?

“Kelp! Kelp!”

 

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line!

 

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C!

 

Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?

Because they dropped out of school

 

Where does a killer whale go for braces?

The orca-dontist

 

How do oysters call their friends?

On shell phones

 

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish

 

Which part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales

 

Which fish is the most famous?

The star fish

 

Where do fish keep their money?

In a river-bank

 

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

 

Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish

 

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

An animal that can milk itself

 

What is the strongest creature in the sea?

A mussel

 

Where do fish sleep?

On a seabed

 

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools

 

What fish is the most valuable?

The goldfish

 

What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?

The tune-a fish

 

Which fish do you find in heaven?

Angelfish

 

What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank

 

What kind of kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?

Jellyfish

 

What do you get when cross a school of fish with a herd of elephants?

Swimming Trunks

 

What kind of fish are useful in freezing weather?

Skates

 

What is stranger than seeing a cat fish?

Seeing a fish bowl

 

What is a knight’s favorite fish?

A swordfish

 

If the earth was flat and a fish swam over the edge, where would it go?

Trouter space

 

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet

 

What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?

Glass flippers

 

What do you find on a small beach?

Micro-waves

 

How does the ocean say goodbye?

It waves

 

What did the ocean say to the sand?

I MIST you

 

What is a shark’s favorite game?

Swallow the leader

 

Why are gulls named seagulls? 

If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels

 

Why do fish swim in salt water? 

Because pepper makes them sneeze

 

What do whales like to put on their toast in the morning? 

Jellyfish

 

RESOURCES

Lisa Mullarkey 

Yahoo Answers 

The Ocean Adventure 

Enchanted Learning 

Words in mOcean 

 

Laughing is good!

Gail

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