Beach Jokes for the Whole Family


Beach Jokes for the Whole Family


Can’t help but love beach weather! Here are some jokes to tell before you go. Then tell them again while you are there and when you come back!


What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing, it just waved


Where does seaweed look for a job?

In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads


What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck


What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?

“Kelp! Kelp!”


What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Drop it a line!


Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years at C!


Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?

Because they dropped out of school


Where does a killer whale go for braces?

The orca-dontist


How do oysters call their friends?

On shell phones


What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish


Which part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales


Which fish is the most famous?

The star fish


Where do fish keep their money?

In a river-bank


What do you call a fish without an eye?



Why don’t oysters share their pearls?

Because they’re shellfish


What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?

An animal that can milk itself


What is the strongest creature in the sea?

A mussel


Where do fish sleep?

On a seabed


Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools


What fish is the most valuable?

The goldfish


What sea animal can be adjusted to play music?

The tune-a fish


Which fish do you find in heaven?



What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank


What kind of kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?



What do you get when cross a school of fish with a herd of elephants?

Swimming Trunks


What kind of fish are useful in freezing weather?



What is stranger than seeing a cat fish?

Seeing a fish bowl


What is a knight’s favorite fish?

A swordfish


If the earth was flat and a fish swam over the edge, where would it go?

Trouter space


What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet


What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?

Glass flippers


What do you find on a small beach?



How does the ocean say goodbye?

It waves


What did the ocean say to the sand?

I MIST you


What is a shark’s favorite game?

Swallow the leader


Why are gulls named seagulls? 

If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels


Why do fish swim in salt water? 

Because pepper makes them sneeze


What do whales like to put on their toast in the morning? 




Lisa Mullarkey 

Yahoo Answers 

The Ocean Adventure 

Enchanted Learning 

Words in mOcean 


Laughing is good!


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