Food Jokes for a Belly Laugh

 

Food Jokes for a Belly Laugh

 

With the cookbook post this week, I figure some food jokes would be a good idea!

 

Why did the cabbage win the race?

Because it was ahead!

 

Why was the cucumber mad?

Because it was in a pickle!

 

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs!

 

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

 

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

 

Why did the baker stop making doughnuts?

She was bored with the hole business!

 

What did the mayonnaise say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

“Close the door, I’m dressing!”

 

What did the angry customer at the Italian restaurant give the chef?

A pizza of his mind!

 

How do you fix a broken tomato?

With tomato paste!

 

What’s the best thing to put in a pie?

Your teeth!

 

Why can’t you starve to death on a beach?

Because of the sand which is there!

 

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?

Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

 

What was the most popular candy on the Titanic?

A life saver!

 

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

 

What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato?

Catch up!

 

What do you call 150 strawberries bunched together?

A strawberry jam!

 

Why did the kid throw the butter out the window?

To see the butter fly!

 

What’s the worst vegetable to serve on a boat?

Leeks!

 

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm in your apple!

 

What is a frog’s favorite hot drink?

Hot croak-o!

 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?

Doughnut ask, it’s a secret.

 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

 

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next to you.

 

What is black; white; green and bumpy?

A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

 

Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?

Then why aren’t you laughing!

 

Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?

I’m not telling you. You might spread it!

 

Why do the French like to eat snails?

Because they don’t like fast food!

 

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?

To go with the jellyfish!

 

Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?

Because it might crack up!

 

What do you call candy that was stolen?

Hot chocolate!

 

What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?

Cashews!

 

Waiter, will my pizza be long?

No sir, it will be round!

 

What is green and sings?

Elvis Parsley

 

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

 

What is white, has a horn, and gives milk?

A dairy truck!

 

What candy do you eat on the playground?

Recess pieces.

 

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Crack it up!

 

In which school do you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday School.

 

What do elves make sandwiches with?

Shortbread

 

What is a pretzel’s favorite dance?

The Twist!

 

If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?

Slippers!

 

What do you give to a sick lemon?

Lemon aid!

 

How do you make a milk shake?

Give it a good scare!

 

What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut!

 

What kind of keys do kids like to carry?

Cookies!

 

Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?

Because it makes you break out!

 

Resources

Food Jokes from Ducksters

Food Jokes and Riddles from Enchanted Learning

 

 

I hope you are laughing!

Gail

 

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